Dont Get Dead

Don’t Get Dead At The Lake

admin — Thu, 31 May 2012 15:32:36 +0000

In this Special Edition episode, Mom gives some tips on how to not get dead at the lake. You’d be surprised at how a fun-filled family trip can turn into a disaster quickly.

Don’t Get Dead Taking Chocolate Peppermint Shots

admin — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 00:34:17 +0000

In this episode, mom shows you 1st hand the dangers of taking Chocolate Peppermint shots – especially on St. Patricks Day. Be sure to follow her instructions if you want to avoid getting dead when taking these “Thin Mint” goodies. Singing a song at the end is optional, but you’ll get bonus points.

Don’t Get Dead Flying In An Airplane

admin — Mon, 09 May 2011 11:01:57 +0000

As one would think, flying a metal object 30,000 feet above the earth has its inherent dangers. While the biggest fear of flyers includes falling out of the sky (and more importantly the sudden impact at the end of the journey), there are actually many other ways you can get dead while flying the friendly skies.

In this video, Mom shares some tips with you, letting you know exactly how you can prevent getting dead while flying in an airplane.

Don’t get dead by birds

admin — Wed, 04 May 2011 02:19:25 +0000

Back with another video, and this time Mom is giving you advice on how not to get dead from birds. They might seem like cute and tiny creatures who pose no threat and who are oblivious to us. But don’t let that fool you, or you’ll be their next victim!

Beginning And End: Everything Gets Dead

admin — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 09:52:03 +0000

Sleeping In Someone’s Driveway

admin — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 10:01:27 +0000

As sad as this story is, it’s hard to avoid wondering what a person would be doing sleeping in front of someone’s garage. You’d think they would put 2 and 2 together, but apparently it happens.

More at CBS News

Don’t Get Dead Swimming In The Ocean

admin — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 21:24:43 +0000

Here are some tips for you ocean go-ers out there. You may enjoy the water, but there are a few perils you will have to know about first. Mom tells you about how to avoid getting dead while swimming in the ocean.

Don’t Get Dead When Golfing In A Thunderstorm

admin — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 04:27:31 +0000

This one goes out to those golfers who just can’t wait for the weather to clear up. Let’s face it – when you wanna golf, there are very few things that can get in your way. But before you go venturing out to play a round in deteriorating weather, take a look at some tips from Mom. She’ll walk you through the many hazards that come with golfing during a thunderstorm.

Man & His Horse Hit And Killed By Metrolink Train In Sun Valley

admin — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 05:00:22 +0000

A Metrolink train collided with a 36-year-old man and his horse in Sun Valley Friday afternoon. There is no word exactly what the man was doing on the tracks; however this is clearly another example of how it is important to stay clear of train tracks – especially with a horse.

More at CBS News

Woman Promises Sex, Man Gets Dead

admin — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 11:38:19 +0000

Prosecutors say an Orange County woman has been sentenced to 15 years to life in prison after she lured her ex-boyfriend with the promise of sex, then had her current boyfriend kill him.

CBS News reports that 28-year-old Veronica Paz promised her ex-boyfriend Diego Gonzalez sex and lured him to a residential area. There, Paz’s boyfriend at the time, Brandan Dante Perry, allegedly shot Gonzalez twice in the head.

So, guys: think twice before being lured aways for sex. Yes, it’s great, but know what you’re getting into. Nothing is worth putting your life on the line for.

More at CBS News